Part of the Seasonal series, this original poem by Laura, founder of The Key to it All celebrates the joy and promise of Advent. Feel the warmth and love of this magical time in the lead-up to Christmas. Buy alone, or as part of a seasonal series.
The text reads:
I thought I’d got this bedtime sorted
Routine - no problem - love me a plan
A bath, a book, a little chat, lights out,
“I love you!” and that’s that
But oh; how you have proved me wrong -
Jumping up and down for so very long that
I have started feeling dizzy
Why are you being so very busy
(Am I the one who’s got it “wrong?”)
I just want a cuppa (for cuppa read wine)
This time in the evening it should be all mine
I love you but I just need some space:
I love you but you seem to think it’s a race -
to see who can win at messing about,
to see who can provoke me first to shout -
“THIS IS GETTING SILLY JUST GET INTO BED!
YOU’RE OVERTIRED, JUST GET YOUR HEAD
RIGHT ONTO YOUR PILLOW
AND SHUT YOUR EYES!”
But guess who’s in for a big surprise?
It isn’t a teddies big picnic;
(We’re not going on a bear hunt)
It’s wind the mummy up,
Wind the mummy up,
Pull pull, let’s be blunt:
Mummy’s had enough,
Mummy’s given up
Mummy thinks you're being a…
oh look, you're asleep.
Printed on finest, premium 350GSM sustainable, naturally fine textured card and with long-lasting, highly pigmented ink this is a piece of art as much as it is a poem, that will look stunning in any home. Created and produced in the UK.
Don’t forget to take advantage of our amazing bundle offers, with 3 poems starting for as little as £24.95. The Motherhood Triplicate is shown in image 4.